At a college fair in Albany, NY…

Student: “Where’s this at?”
Me: “We are in Rochester, NY.”
Student: “Where’s that?”
Me: “It’s about 4 hours west of here.”
Student: “Oh, so like, near Massachusetts?”

A very close second would be the student who stopped filling out the information card and looked up at me, bewildered, to ask, “What’s a GPA?”