People, I am about to embark upon a blessed occasion: Christmas break. Good Christian Men Rejoice, I will be Rocking Around my Christmas Tree in less than 24 hours.

But before I go, I would like to share a Christmas List I look forward to every year: The New York Times Buzzword List. (I also look forward to the Webster’s Word of the Year, and was deeply disappointed that “admonish” was the most looked-up word this year. Really, America? Really?) Personally, I think “aporkalypse” is my favorite, with “crash blossom” coming in a close second. Love it.