Can we talk about something?
If this happens…if Tim Tebow gets drafted by the Vikings tonight…I may or may not be enthused about that choice. There may or may not be tears involved.
The NFC North Rival Vikings.
The home of Judas Vikings.
The location of the Metrodome Vikings.
I may or may not be extremely dismayed at this current moment…and may or may not grow increasingly dismayed as the hour of decision approaches.
Dear Buffalo Bills, if you are reading this, please man up and trade up to take Tim in the twenties. It’s your only hope for franchise revival. We all know it’s true. You would also be doing my sanity a significant favor so please just go ahead and help a sister out. Thank you.