Today, the day before May 1st, is a day in which laughter is appreciated. So I was especially thankful for the following article from The Gainesville Sun. Full article here, best (and opening) line here:
ESPN.com reported late Wednesday night that former University of Florida quarterback and Denver Broncos draft-pick Tim Tebow is currently exchanging carbon dioxide for oxygen in order to provide his cells with the resources they need to survive.
John Houder, Columnist, thank you so much. Totally made my day.