Friends, I have to be honest.

Nothing interesting happened yesterday.

Unless you count a prolonged Disney movie power ballad jam session interesting. Some passing drivers seemed to, but it’s more of a “you had to be there” type of thing. Yesterday was all about the driving, so I really don’t have much to report. Except for warning you that if you order a Fireside Apple Cider in Mississippi you will receive Microwaved Apple Juice.

So today, I’m counting on all of you. Someone, anyone, everyone: please make up for my entertainment deficit by sharing a fun story from your day in the comments section. I can’t wait to hear all of your stories, especially because I’m so boring right now.